Monday, 22 September 2014

Weird and Creepy Kids Toys

It is birthday month in October and I am on the search for gift ideas for a group of 3 year olds. It was easier when they were 2 to find gifts as a 2 year old would love any toy or puzzle you get them. Heck they would loved the box. But the development from 2 years to 3 years seems to have leaped miles ahead. From 3 it seems they can basically do anything!!

So I have been searching for the perfect gift and on my internet travels I have come across some weird and creepy toys.

Not sure what the RND people were thinking at the time or what they were on! Or what sick group of test kids that said yes to these being developed!!!

Anyway here are a few I am considering as gifts :D.

1. Doh Nutters - Let us start gently with the weirdness.

2. Silly Moo - you pull the cows udders until something comes out... either a milk carton or a poo!

3. Pregnant Barbie!!! - Apparently it is rare. Wonder why?

4. Creepy face bank - From Japan of course! You put a coin in its mouth and it eats it and then burps!

5. You Can Shave The Baby - Uh there are some weird hairy places on this baby!

6. Baby's first baby! - This baby will break its water and you can get the twin version!

7. Breast Milk Baby - Yup it even makes suckling noises! Gross!

8. Strippers Pole for your little Princess? - This really was designed for children! Marketing line was "Unleash the sex kitten inside ... simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go!" Uhhhh.

9. Kaba Kick - Russian Roulette for kids! Yay

10. Poo Dough - Finally something more normal compared to what we have seen so far!

11. Barbie and Tanner - Never too young to teach your little ones about pooper scooping. You feed Tanner and it poops. :S

12. Ooh Something for Halloween

13. Pie in the face game - A classic so good that they updated it!

14. Tandy - The Man Pony - Forget My Little Pony, I want a horse with a face on it!

15. And for those little readers here are a few of my favourites:

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